Shrek: Am I fat?
Lewis: You want an honest answer?
Shrek: Yes.... wait, no.... arrrrrgh! O... K...
Lewis: Your weight is equivalent to the top 50 percentile of the obese population in the U.S., how about that?
Shrek: That's it? Whew! I feel better!
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Lewis, are you trying to send Shrek to compete for the largest frog in Minnesota? You can get Shrek to exercise a bit inside the aquarium.... Reel a cricket up and down, so Shrek will display his jumping-jack ability!
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